Sguffalo Bill

Friday, February 26, 2010

Definizione di duomata

Duomata (s.f.): colpo di Duomo. Impatto contro un Duomo, con danneggiamento del trucco, sanguinamento, caduta di dentiera e sgufalamento generalizzato.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Sirene, gatte e cerbiatte: sono più belle o più bestie?

Sgufala!!!
Sirene, gatte e cerbiatte: sono più belle o più bestie?
Era l'impero delle tradizioni... ora cambia la vita a palazzo and fuck you all!

arte di merda, meglio una mia caata!

Just Cuts has cut his tiny meenkeea and emigrated to Australia

Sgufala!!!

Unfortunately Just cuts has now closed. He has cut his miserable meenkeea and emigrated to Australia.

He thanks all the short-meenkeea monkeys who supported his business, u bsniss!

Cambridge will cry.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Sebbene i ciclopi siano notoriamente soggetti poco lungimiranti e non di larghe vedute, questo ciclope dalla lunga mazza rappresenta un pericolo notevole, a posteriori, per chi gli volge le spalle .

Fate attenzione.

La Sgufala sia con voi!!!

Sguffalo Bill

(Little) Christmas (es) Terrorists

Have a look at these three strange individuals:

no te parecen terroristas????

Je crois ils veulent faire disparaitre les Etats Unis, mais je ne suis pas sure.
En ymmärrä.

Vobis Sgufala magna cum Abundantia!!!

Sguffalo Bill

Catholic Church, full accountability

This photo is a clear example of the full accountability of spending of the Catholic Church (CaCh).

We will exactly know how each pence will be spent by the CaCh. God, Jesus Christ and/or the Holy Virgin are constantly behind the television, monitoring our donations. However, this does not represent a violation of our privacy.

As far as I am concerned, I prefer allocating my money to the Holy Souls.

Sgufala in abundance!!!

Sguffalo Bill

Thursday, August 07, 2008

U pulp

Uei u pulp, almen mitt la telecamr. Ngeda fe fe na stutacannel, nch!

Homo spp. - Strange hominids

Homo uuuuuuhh (very territorial species)

Homo travone (transgender)

Homo paramilitaris (specimen No 1)

Homo paramilitaris (specimen No 2)

Homo paramilitaris (specimen No 3)

Homo muscicapa (living fly trap)

Homo fitness

Homo pseudo-tibetanus

Mec Drive

W Mec Donalds!

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

J'aime la Belgique

à Bruxelles on peut pisser tranquillement sur une eglise.

Ici l'art est très bien développée...

..... ainsi que la technologie

Frituur fitness

Homo erectus belgicus, arses' nightmare

Arse Breakers Club - Privé

Il y a aussi du CULO.

J'adore Square Forte dei Marmi (Ixelles).

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

tap water - 'he l'acqua der rubinetto

Se ti dìano 'he l'acqua der rubinetto 'un è bòna, te la danno a bé!

Sgufala is the right way.
Sguffalo's meado is the best drink

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Molfetta's triptych

Art in Molfetta is very much developed. But many pieces of art, like for instance this triptych, express contrasting feelings.

PUTTANA KI LEGGE! TI AMO.

MOLFETTA = U FIIIT!!!

MOLFETTA = U FIT!!! [Mauro ti amo da morire 6 la mia vita by Anto]

Sgufala! Sgufala! Sgufala!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Beloved and hated Saints

Many Saints are beloved, like for instance San Antonio,

while other Saints are strongly hated, as for example San Michele.

How can we explain this evident Holy discrepancy? Maybe because some Holy Saints are more prone to Holy Miracles than other ones?

One day an ex-Pope told me that he had a Holy argument with a Holy Saint, and since then he started to hate him.

This could support my hypothesis.

What do you think about this?

Guardone

Questa è la prova evidente del fatto che ovunque un GUARDONE è sempre in agguato, anche nei posti più impensabili, sempre meno discreto e sempre più fiero di sè.

Solo la SGUFALA potrà salvarci ed accecare i guardoni. Noi, per ora, possiamo chiudere un occhio.

Sbafaro is an impostor, Sguffalo Bill shows the right way

An impostor, named Sbafaro appeared in Urgadinuu in the last months. Unga tugurunda! This is just a bastard swindler! Only Sguffalo Bill is the real prophet of SGUFALA.

Friday, June 22, 2007

¿Cómo se dice…cómo se llama? Obama, Obama

http://www.amigosdeobama.com/downloadaccess/OBAMAREGGAETON.mp3

Friday, June 15, 2007

Me suc capp

I was able to obtain a very cheap Me suc capp (B.J.). It was a great vacuum pump!

Go there and enjoy your Me suc capp.

MENNE : a natural human milk gelato

This is the first time real human milk is used to produce gelato. MENNE has been able to accomplish this goal.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

The Holy Saints are in danger

Although touching God is strictly forbidden...

... a poor Holy Saint has been beheaded

(oh Jesus Christ (as Rocco says)!)

I cheated you, stupid black caterpillars!

Therefore:

the mighty power of Sgufala

is better than any beheaded Saint

sgufala!

Friday, May 04, 2007

Christian tourism

Through this wonderful picture, Sguffalo Bill provides an insight into the real nature of the false catholic religion: i.e. the best business in the history of the humankind.

http://www.truecatholic.org/

Oh Jesus Christ!

Unusual hard and wet pussy

An ancient latin poet from Sicily called Virgilius told me that this is a quite naife geological manifestation of the Holy Virgin. Maybe he is right, but I don't agree with him. Anyway, its name is FIGA DE PEDRA alias STONY PUSSY.

Enjoy your nasty bath!

Monday, April 23, 2007

Sguffalo Bill is alive, and Jesus Christ is dead

Oh, Jesus Christ!

Monday, January 01, 2007

ESTA NOCHE PONLE LOS CUERNOS A LA MONOTONIA

En Córdoba esto y aún más

Let's Kill The Rats!!!

Just kill him.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

REBIRTH GOODWEATHER - Pictures of a dangerous VAMPIRE

Fig.1. Rebirth Goodweather and an even more dreadful vampire, Al Laugh Pallazo. Note the common morphological traits, suggesting a shared phylogenetic origin.

Fig.2. Rebirth Goodweather while initiating a pretty maiden.

Fig.3. Rebirth Goodweather is about to suck the blood from a plump and anaware human being.

CONCLUSIONS
In the light of these frightful proofs, I think that only the mighty power of SGUFALA can save us from vampires.

Sgufala, Sgufala, Sgufala!