Thursday, August 16, 2007

Monday, July 23, 2007

Beloved and hated Saints

Many Saints are beloved, like for instance San Antonio,

while other Saints are strongly hated, as for example San Michele.

How can we explain this evident Holy discrepancy? Maybe because some Holy Saints are more prone to Holy Miracles than other ones?

One day an ex-Pope told me that he had a Holy argument with a Holy Saint, and since then he started to hate him.

This could support my hypothesis.

What do you think about this?


Questa è la prova evidente del fatto che ovunque un GUARDONE è sempre in agguato, anche nei posti più impensabili, sempre meno discreto e sempre più fiero di sè.

Solo la SGUFALA potrà salvarci ed accecare i guardoni. Noi, per ora, possiamo chiudere un occhio.

Sbafaro is an impostor, Sguffalo Bill shows the right way

An impostor, named Sbafaro appeared in Urgadinuu in the last months. Unga tugurunda! This is just a bastard swindler! Only Sguffalo Bill is the real prophet of SGUFALA.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Me suc capp

I was able to obtain a very cheap Me suc capp (B.J.). It was a great vacuum pump!

Go there and enjoy your Me suc capp.

MENNE : a natural human milk gelato

This is the first time real human milk is used to produce gelato. MENNE has been able to accomplish this goal.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

The Holy Saints are in danger

Although touching God is strictly forbidden...

... a poor Holy Saint has been beheaded
(oh Jesus Christ (as Rocco says)!)

I cheated you, stupid black caterpillars!
the mighty power of Sgufala
is better than any beheaded Saint

Friday, May 04, 2007

Christian tourism

Through this wonderful picture, Sguffalo Bill provides an insight into the real nature of the false catholic religion: i.e. the best business in the history of the humankind.

Oh Jesus Christ!

Unusual hard and wet pussy

An ancient latin poet from Sicily called Virgilius told me that this is a quite naife geological manifestation of the Holy Virgin. Maybe he is right, but I don't agree with him. Anyway, its name is FIGA DE PEDRA alias STONY PUSSY.

Enjoy your nasty bath!