Thursday, August 16, 2007

Molfetta's triptych

Art in Molfetta is very much developed. But many pieces of art, like for instance this triptych, express contrasting feelings.

PUTTANA KI LEGGE! TI AMO.


MOLFETTA = U FIIIT!!!



MOLFETTA = U FIT!!! [Mauro ti amo da morire 6 la mia vita by Anto]



Sgufala! Sgufala! Sgufala!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Beloved and hated Saints

Many Saints are beloved, like for instance San Antonio,




while other Saints are strongly hated, as for example San Michele.






How can we explain this evident Holy discrepancy? Maybe because some Holy Saints are more prone to Holy Miracles than other ones?


One day an ex-Pope told me that he had a Holy argument with a Holy Saint, and since then he started to hate him.

This could support my hypothesis.

What do you think about this?
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Guardone



Questa è la prova evidente del fatto che ovunque un GUARDONE è sempre in agguato, anche nei posti più impensabili, sempre meno discreto e sempre più fiero di sè.



Solo la SGUFALA potrà salvarci ed accecare i guardoni. Noi, per ora, possiamo chiudere un occhio.




Sbafaro is an impostor, Sguffalo Bill shows the right way






An impostor, named Sbafaro appeared in Urgadinuu in the last months. Unga tugurunda! This is just a bastard swindler! Only Sguffalo Bill is the real prophet of SGUFALA.








Friday, June 15, 2007

Me suc capp


I was able to obtain a very cheap Me suc capp (B.J.). It was a great vacuum pump!


Go there and enjoy your Me suc capp.

MENNE : a natural human milk gelato


This is the first time real human milk is used to produce gelato. MENNE has been able to accomplish this goal.


Thursday, May 10, 2007

The Holy Saints are in danger


Although touching God is strictly forbidden...

... a poor Holy Saint has been beheaded
(oh Jesus Christ (as Rocco says)!)

I cheated you, stupid black caterpillars!
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Therefore:
the mighty power of Sgufala
is better than any beheaded Saint
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sgufala!

Friday, May 04, 2007

Christian tourism

Through this wonderful picture, Sguffalo Bill provides an insight into the real nature of the false catholic religion: i.e. the best business in the history of the humankind.

http://www.truecatholic.org/


Oh Jesus Christ!


Unusual hard and wet pussy


An ancient latin poet from Sicily called Virgilius told me that this is a quite naife geological manifestation of the Holy Virgin. Maybe he is right, but I don't agree with him. Anyway, its name is FIGA DE PEDRA alias STONY PUSSY.

Enjoy your nasty bath!

Thursday, December 21, 2006

REBIRTH GOODWEATHER - Pictures of a dangerous VAMPIRE

Fig.1. Rebirth Goodweather and an even more dreadful vampire, Al Laugh Pallazo. Note the common morphological traits, suggesting a shared phylogenetic origin.


Fig.2. Rebirth Goodweather while initiating a pretty maiden.

Fig.3. Rebirth Goodweather is about to suck the blood from a plump and anaware human being.

CONCLUSIONS
In the light of these frightful proofs, I think that only the mighty power of SGUFALA can save us from vampires.

Sgufala, Sgufala, Sgufala!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

SUI MURI!!! (on the walls)















Non voglio le vostre case
non voglio il vostro lavoro
non voglio le vostre macchine

VOGLIO VOI...


















NO TAVverte


ma TAVvelena





















No alternativismo

Si sovversione



















No! Al T.A.V.
Si!!! Al Tavernello






















Tutti liberi (!!!!!!!!!)



















La tecnologia ti distrugge!
Ma chi l'ha scritto è da scorregge

















La paura da luogo al dolore

















Il capitale persiste
ma non convince

















Guai a chi tocca il Papa:
non si può offendere
il monarca assoluto






















1 mai 2006: strasse nazi-frei






















+ cani - tv

Saturday, December 16, 2006

THE MONSTER


A dangerous monster is already among us. Probably is better if you follow the ideals of SGUFALA and tell anything you want to your wife, and life and knife and so on.

The monster called Rebirth Goodweather is looking for you.

Terrones



numquam queridos ubicumque presentes terrones

Bestemmia o zooteismo???

A ognuno il suo Dio? Marabù mi piaci tu?

O più banalmente: "dio marabù!"

A voi la risposta per questo intrigante interrogativo interrotto

Thursday, December 14, 2006

APPLAUSI PER FIBRA


fibra












.
l'effetto della fibra




meritatissimi APPLAUSI PER FIBRA
applausi per fibra
applausi per fibra
applausi per fibra



Sguffalo Bill

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Special offer for you

A lot of money, sex and health for everybody...for freeeee!!!!

believe me.


A: U si acchiot a cur?

B: A ci?

A: A cuss. T so frcot!

Friday, September 22, 2006

Free hot chicks looking for a 40 cm cock

here you are:



cockadoodledoo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

My boyfriend's monster pumpkin









sad 'n quiet

























U teng legn !!!! (i.e. cockadoodledoo!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

One more vampire













If he is living up to my expectations, he will lead to extinction the whole humankind.

Therefore, maybe it's better if you pay attention to vampires and follow the ideals of sgufala sgufala sgufala.

Sguffalo Bill!!!

Friday, August 25, 2006

Vampires are already among us




JUHLALLINEN JULISTUS:


Two horrible vampires are already among us. Their names are:

Alex Littlechristmas & Mark Handsomen.


Only the mighty power of SGUFALA can save us.

Enjoy your life and your wife and your knife!

Amen.